Total Medals Earned: 213 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,175 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Kill your enemy
3 star a level
Die 100 times or more
play 16/32 levels
complete all 32 main levels
3 star all levels
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/305 points)
10 Enemies Killed
Upgrade Bought
100 Enemies Killed
25 Upgrades Bought
1000 Enemies Killed
All Upgrades Bought
Boss Reached
Boss Killed
Score more then 25000
Score more then 50000
Medals Earned: 9/10 (310/410 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 3
Complete level 5
Complete level 2
Complete level 6
Complete level 9
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 8/8 (90/90 points)
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The genie of the booze bottle.
I stole these icons from him :(
There is a hidden power...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Win with three hearts.
Lose all your credits.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)
Pass first 5 tests
Pass first 10 tests
Pass first 15 tests
Pass first 25 tests
Pass first 20 tests
Pass first 30 tests
Pass first 35 tests
Pass all 40 tests
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/500 points)
you can read. can you?
(twizz'ed fire farta)
met an elephant.
1/2 of all stars collected.
found and touched the secret elephant!
Unlimited Gas!!1
all stars collected.
Medals Earned: 6/18 (65/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.