Total Medals Earned: 213 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,175 Points
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/500 points)
Level 1 completed
Level 2 completed
Level 3 completed
Level 4 completed
Level 5 completed
Level 6 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 11 completed
Level 12 completed
Level 13 completed
Level 7 completed
Level 8 completed
Level 9 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 15 completed
Level 16 completed
Level 17 completed
Level 18 completed
Level 19 completed
Level 20 completed
Level 21 completed
Medals Earned: 8/30 (45/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/20 points)
Complete the game
Get yourself burnt futuristic style
Get yourself burnt medieval style
Medals Earned: 18/25 (385/885 points)
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Girls around the world...
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/280 points)
Complete level 1 with 3 stars
Complete level 2 with 3 stars
Complete level 3 with 3 stars
Complete level 4 with 3 stars
Complete level 5 with 3 stars
Complete level 6 with 3 stars
Complete level 7 with 3 stars
Complete level 8 with 3 stars
Complete level 10 with 3 stars
Complete level 11 with 3 stars
Complete level 12 with 3 stars
Complete level 13 with 3 stars
Complete level 14 with 3 stars
Complete level 15 with 3 stars
Complete level 16 with 3 stars
Complete level 9 with 3 stars
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/45 points)
Who needs Instructions
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Death by typing
Now you're thinking with bees
YOU DONT SAY
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/140 points)
Once upon a midnight dreary...
And so faintly you came tapping...
Other friends have flown before...
While I pondered weak and weary...
Be that word our sign of parting...
Medals Earned: 11/30 (65/490 points)
Win the Race.
Get a Kill Combo of 10
Yeah, I didn't spend time and effort on that cutscene or anything.
Get a Kill Combo of 5
Visit SuperFTC.com! It's the site of this game's creator, Daniel Bucci!
Get Help. From the Help Menu.
Enter the Konami Code during the Race
Score 10000 Points in Any Mode
Run for 5000m in Survival
You Get the Picture, Right?
Score 20000 Points in Any Mode
Double the Story Distance in Survival
This One Will Be Fun to Get
Witness the Announcer's side story by bumming around the walls.
Beat the Game on Hard Mode
Score 40000 Points in Any Mode
Good Night and Good Luck
Medals Earned: 11/20 (55/190 points)
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
I SAID SORRY!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
That's a good way to end a conversation.
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
He has his nose back!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
He's on channel 1337.
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!